MANCHESTER

What a weekend?



Loads of booze...loads of randomers...loads of good times =)

I tells ya, Canal Street is a weird, wonderful place; full of interesting places and people. Neon walls, domanitrix mothers and fucked up 70 year old trannies that look like they belong on the inside of a diggers bucket.
If you wanna shag...then go Canal Street! Loads of scene queens lurking around each corner, from Mantos to View, Thompsons to Pop...everything for someone...just like pick'n'mix!

Well it started out on the Friday night. Baa Bah. Neon Wall. Some random girls in a photo with Me and Ben, good times =) Got offered drugs by some dirty straight tramp, bad times =(
Onto View, sat down upstairs when we met Mom, Auntie and Skye. We were her adopted kids for the evening! OMG apparantly I'm Will Young and Ben is Jarvis Cocker...I'm sorry but since when do we look like failed musicians?! I swear it was like being a part of MI5 being around her. Every minute, she would say "Wheres my daughter?" "Go and get her!" I'm like whoah love, we've just met you. But she was sweet. Get us sweet hehe. 3 WAY KISSING....Whats all that about?! Really? She could really bust a move though, Gamboling onto the dancefloor...I mean whats all that about?

Oh, summat else aswell...some gay and a dyke had the cheek to have the same shirt on as me! Was fun tho!

Onto Chruchills, straight away some random fat bloke looked like an overweight George Sampson drenched in sweat on the stage. It was rather amusing! The DJ in there was a legend. "Come on lesbians, shake your minges!" Then, Court of King Caratacus...."Ohhhh the powder on the noses of the faces on the ladies in hareem..."

LEGEND =)


Saturday:
Long day....woke up...met Kirsty, went Arndales...didn't buy anything apart from a McDonalds
Saturday night, POP!
HAHA
Kirsty-Lee and I officialy christened ourselves as brother and sister of the distinguished Fierce!

Sunday: I GOT BUMMED BY A WOMAN:



It was an amazing weekend...and all I have to say is one big thank you =)

You know who you are!

Drink and Blink. X