Friday, 18 September 2009

1st evidential requirement...

. Here's the full transcript of our chat/interview thing.

This is an audio transcript. This is an audio transcript of a classy and cliqued up interview regarding the new Scissor Sisters album, due in March 2010. This is the first interview Scissor Sisters have given in over a year so it will be sought-after by fans and public alike.

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Revision Times

Lets all summon together, lets all have one mass orgy of semantic perjuration and the subjunctive tense in French. It is rather boring to be honest, one month of your life that can ultimately decide your future. Shit or bust?
Well I dunno really. I see A-levels as just your way to get to Uni. Then what you do at Uni is what REALLLLLLYYYY matters ;)

Don't forget I shall be on Source Radio from October! (Y)

Mwah.X

Thursday, 26 February 2009

LESBIANS!

WE HAVE FULL ON LEZZAS IN SKINS!

Yes I'm still obsessed by that bloody programme!

But oh my god, isn't Naomi just amazing? I mean really, just bley blonde and sooooooo gay its unbelievable. Her mom knocks one off over her politics teacher, Cookiemonster just fails and they get down and dirty in the grass...


Katie:" I'm Namoi, Get to Know Me"
Naomi: "That Is Quite Catchy"
Katie: "Yeah, So Is AIDS"


Nice thoughts =)

So, tonight on Cookwatch...COOK FAILS WITH A LEZ!?!

Why? Basically beacuse of this? "You wouldn't make me fee alright if you stapled your tongue to my clit and stood on a cement mixer"

Well that somes her feelings up for blokes then I guess? Congratulations Naomi, I have just officialy outed you.


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(8) If This Is Love...

Pandora Watch:N/A. Why? SHE WASN'T IN THE EPISODE!

Au Revoir. X

But what about Bill?

Don't you just feel sorry for him?
I really honestly do! Its really not fair!!
So, Bill and Gigi go out on a lovely date, he is exactly Gigi's cup of char because he puts the sugar in it. He says goodnight, and leaves.
Cut to 2 minute later...knock on the door...Its none other than Alex!

Oh dear...

Sorry, but I have jsut ruined the plot for you if you haven't seen He's Just Not That Into You.

It is a very, very, very good film. It makes you think. Imagine the Shawshank Redemption meets Sex In The City in a lovey dovey kind of way.
It makes you think...It makes you want.

Anyways......


Sorry for the delays in postage of the bloggage ladies and gentlemenz.
I have been a busy boy lately, article writing, essays etc delaying the process of the blogz man.

So, what do I plan to do about it?
Well, as Thursday-ly you will get your now-resident Skins blog of course. AND as a bonus for you....

Jordo's New Music Tips for 2009 ;)

See ya later, smellygator. X

Friday, 20 February 2009

Major omg! Effy and Cook again! I mean really, is Freddie going to be the charity case of this years helping? I hope not cos it just aint fair, but it is lookin that way aint it? A little dicky bird has told me that Freddie and Effy aint over just yet, you heard it here first!
I just cant believe Cook has gone and done that! Its disgusting!

I must admit Cook has a very nasty habit of theivin my sayings. 'Get To Fuck?' I hear you cry? Cook...c'est moi, d'accord?

And...why didn't Freddie's dad see that his daughter is a bitch? I mean, he took the shed away FFS! NOT GOOD! I HATE HIM! I HATE COOK! AARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!

Anyways, don't you just feel that JJ is the middle of a love triangle between him and the boys? I really do feel sorry for him because he is just like mentally fucktarded to a point where the slightest misdemeanor he encountered he shakes like a shittin dog...awwwwww! I just wanna give him a big hug =)

And bless her...Panda...she ain't half a dumb shit! "Was it Voldemort again?" "No Panda, wrong book!"

Awwwshh she is pretty thick. Bless her little metal braces.

Anyways, a little rant, on the bus today comin back from town, an old lady and an Indian girl had their purses and phones respectively taking my some Polish scum that decided to hit a lady. Now, im not being racist, but they are scum and shouldn't be here in England so FUCK OFF.

Quote:"Of course there is wankin in Hamlet, they call it soliloquizing." ITS Soooooooooo true.

Soggy Biscuit. X

Wednesday, 18 February 2009

The Brits

Alan Carr looks like a perverted Geography teacher though in that turtle neck!

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Well lets be honest, not as good as previous years and no real surprises, except who the fuck are Elbow?
I mean really, who are they?
Not heard of them. I just reckon that you have to have a really low self demeanor to nake your band after a joint in your body.
One think that lacked this year was classic moments...remember Robbie offering Liam out for a fight? Alan Carr getting off with every member of Take That?
Maybe one moment was the fact that Take That where FUCKIN MIMING ON A UFO! What is that all about?
They really have dropped my estimation of them...GUTTING for them.
One thing I must say I enjoyed was the colloboration between the Ting Tings and Estelle. Same key, same wavelength. Sounded pretty good aswell. Kudos to K.O.L also, fully deserving their awards.

Time for a little rant now. Those inbreds from the Westboro Baptist Church who infamously display those 'God Hates Fags' are apparantly coming to the UK to picket a 6th form colleges production of The Laramie Project. Basically for those of you who are unaware of what this is, a play that depicts the last few days of tragic Matthew Shepard's life, who was tragically murdered by 2 men just because he was gay.

Well...what do I have to say?
They are scum. They are just what is wrong with this earth today.

Rant over.X

Thursday, 12 February 2009

Finally!

We have lesbos in Skins! AHHHHHHHHHH Only 3 years in waiting!
Good times =) Not that I would like it anyway, I know people who would, like the person who watched it with me ;)

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OMG my love for Pandora is just getting more and more unconditional...
Subtle explanations of cheating..."Effy's mom did monkey and her dad gone ape". How lovely is she? But really, those visions, not really please Panda...

You just gotta love how she calls it surf and turf...she makes it sound edible...YUM =P

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Her party didn't go well at all bless her. DMT in the brownies. Katie's reserves from Brizzle Rovers. Oh dear. So Cook and Effy get it on in a wardrobe and end up in next doors bedroom and uncover Angela's saucy secrets, haha, that sexy removal of the leopard print shoes!
Dya think Effy has realised Freddie is the one?
I reckon

Meanwhile back out of Skinsland, CJ.! returned to the scenes of his early morning ventures over Wednesburyghetto, but he didn't wake me up today unfortunately, I have uncovered the fact that they have their ways...very uncontrolable I say. FILTHY BASTARDS.

Good times man =)

Pandora's quotes of the week: "You can't half leg it Eff, and I gotta cross country badge". Good times in the Brownies! "I cant tell her, she will go flip do rar rar!"

Next stop...Valentine DAY!

Over in Dover. X