Ain't she just?
Proper tunage like. Get the album, its rather lush. Rather impressed I must admit. Girl done good. You would expect with all that perspex attached to her head.
As Harris and I invented, CCCCCCCCUMONMYFACE =P
Rave and Wave. X
Thursday, 29 January 2009
Amazing
Tuesday, 27 January 2009
MANCHESTER
What a weekend?
Loads of booze...loads of randomers...loads of good times =)
I tells ya, Canal Street is a weird, wonderful place; full of interesting places and people. Neon walls, domanitrix mothers and fucked up 70 year old trannies that look like they belong on the inside of a diggers bucket.
If you wanna shag...then go Canal Street! Loads of scene queens lurking around each corner, from Mantos to View, Thompsons to Pop...everything for someone...just like pick'n'mix!
Well it started out on the Friday night. Baa Bah. Neon Wall. Some random girls in a photo with Me and Ben, good times =) Got offered drugs by some dirty straight tramp, bad times =(
Onto View, sat down upstairs when we met Mom, Auntie and Skye. We were her adopted kids for the evening! OMG apparantly I'm Will Young and Ben is Jarvis Cocker...I'm sorry but since when do we look like failed musicians?! I swear it was like being a part of MI5 being around her. Every minute, she would say "Wheres my daughter?" "Go and get her!" I'm like whoah love, we've just met you. But she was sweet. Get us sweet hehe. 3 WAY KISSING....Whats all that about?! Really? She could really bust a move though, Gamboling onto the dancefloor...I mean whats all that about?
Oh, summat else aswell...some gay and a dyke had the cheek to have the same shirt on as me! Was fun tho!
Onto Chruchills, straight away some random fat bloke looked like an overweight George Sampson drenched in sweat on the stage. It was rather amusing! The DJ in there was a legend. "Come on lesbians, shake your minges!" Then, Court of King Caratacus...."Ohhhh the powder on the noses of the faces on the ladies in hareem..."
LEGEND =)
Saturday:
Long day....woke up...met Kirsty, went Arndales...didn't buy anything apart from a McDonalds
Saturday night, POP!
HAHA
Kirsty-Lee and I officialy christened ourselves as brother and sister of the distinguished Fierce!
Sunday: I GOT BUMMED BY A WOMAN:
It was an amazing weekend...and all I have to say is one big thank you =)
You know who you are!
Drink and Blink. X
Loads of booze...loads of randomers...loads of good times =)
I tells ya, Canal Street is a weird, wonderful place; full of interesting places and people. Neon walls, domanitrix mothers and fucked up 70 year old trannies that look like they belong on the inside of a diggers bucket.
If you wanna shag...then go Canal Street! Loads of scene queens lurking around each corner, from Mantos to View, Thompsons to Pop...everything for someone...just like pick'n'mix!
Well it started out on the Friday night. Baa Bah. Neon Wall. Some random girls in a photo with Me and Ben, good times =) Got offered drugs by some dirty straight tramp, bad times =(
Onto View, sat down upstairs when we met Mom, Auntie and Skye. We were her adopted kids for the evening! OMG apparantly I'm Will Young and Ben is Jarvis Cocker...I'm sorry but since when do we look like failed musicians?! I swear it was like being a part of MI5 being around her. Every minute, she would say "Wheres my daughter?" "Go and get her!" I'm like whoah love, we've just met you. But she was sweet. Get us sweet hehe. 3 WAY KISSING....Whats all that about?! Really? She could really bust a move though, Gamboling onto the dancefloor...I mean whats all that about?
Oh, summat else aswell...some gay and a dyke had the cheek to have the same shirt on as me! Was fun tho!
Onto Chruchills, straight away some random fat bloke looked like an overweight George Sampson drenched in sweat on the stage. It was rather amusing! The DJ in there was a legend. "Come on lesbians, shake your minges!" Then, Court of King Caratacus...."Ohhhh the powder on the noses of the faces on the ladies in hareem..."
LEGEND =)
Saturday:
Long day....woke up...met Kirsty, went Arndales...didn't buy anything apart from a McDonalds
Saturday night, POP!
HAHA
Kirsty-Lee and I officialy christened ourselves as brother and sister of the distinguished Fierce!
Sunday: I GOT BUMMED BY A WOMAN:
It was an amazing weekend...and all I have to say is one big thank you =)
You know who you are!
Drink and Blink. X
Thursday, 22 January 2009
I'm/It'sBack!!!
IM BACK!!
Tomorrow...I return....to my humble abode....
But this time....it will be even better =)
To the land of this...
Time to go and pay a visit to a certain Mr Stuart Alan Jones, no?
ITS BACK!
Yes =] Yes =] Yes =]
Its back =)
And yeah, okay, Tony and his crew of junkies have gone. Enroll the newbies:
Cook, JJ, Freddie, Katy, Emily, Effy, Pandora, Naomi.
So...whos my fave? Naomi, Cook or Freddie.
Simple. Why? Naomi is the female Chris. Cook just dont give a fuck. Freddie aint gotta clue if he is coming or going. Bless. It's gonna be good people...
Pandora: Can I Be In This Class
Kieran: How many A-levels you doing?
Pandora: 1 Please. Philosophy.
Kieran: Mayaswell. Then you can tell me how life works!
Cut to Cook and Effy bonking, what tune has to be playing in the background? Magick - Klaxons.
Fuckin Legend.
Can just see it now. Cook, Effy and Freddie love traingle. But really, where are the queers? Kumar? Who? Really?
Bring back Maxxie.
Dumb fuck. Love it.
Love and Dove from Above. X
Tomorrow...I return....to my humble abode....
But this time....it will be even better =)
To the land of this...
Time to go and pay a visit to a certain Mr Stuart Alan Jones, no?
ITS BACK!
Yes =] Yes =] Yes =]
SKINSSKINS
SKINSSKINS
Its back =)
And yeah, okay, Tony and his crew of junkies have gone. Enroll the newbies:
Cook, JJ, Freddie, Katy, Emily, Effy, Pandora, Naomi.
So...whos my fave? Naomi, Cook or Freddie.
Simple. Why? Naomi is the female Chris. Cook just dont give a fuck. Freddie aint gotta clue if he is coming or going. Bless. It's gonna be good people...
Pandora: Can I Be In This Class
Kieran: How many A-levels you doing?
Pandora: 1 Please. Philosophy.
Kieran: Mayaswell. Then you can tell me how life works!
Cut to Cook and Effy bonking, what tune has to be playing in the background? Magick - Klaxons.
Fuckin Legend.
Can just see it now. Cook, Effy and Freddie love traingle. But really, where are the queers? Kumar? Who? Really?
Bring back Maxxie.
Dumb fuck. Love it.
Love and Dove from Above. X
Wednesday, 21 January 2009
Wednesday
So today...basically cut to the good shit! There is a pillhead in amongst us, someone who is 'up the duff cos they got stomach pains' and also prom sorted!
Lord.
I bet you're thinking get out more.
I'm thinking be quiet.
It's the good stuff!
I mean really, why at 18 would you go on pills in an establishment that is domesticated by the council-house lot with rap crap tunage on?! WTF Really?!
Should've taken them in an alleyway, more fitting huh?
I've had all the worries of Uni today. All of the ovulating over loans, debt, overdrafts, accomodation...even a debate between Ben and my mom was rather amusing to be in the middle of. But seriously, how can the government expect parents to pay for their offsprings partying and lecture-wagging for 3 years? Credit crunch my bollocks. Good Times. So yeah, still, gotta get fucked man.
What did you make of the Mini-Me and baby love thang gwanin on Celeb BB?! It was like reality! Oh my days! It was brilliant! No doubt Channel 4 will have Ofcom telling them off again like before, but hey, who cares? He is a legend!
And...by the way, it's back tomorrow...
Yes...let the fun begin Mwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Pout and Out. X
So today...basically cut to the good shit! There is a pillhead in amongst us, someone who is 'up the duff cos they got stomach pains' and also prom sorted!
Lord.
I bet you're thinking get out more.
I'm thinking be quiet.
It's the good stuff!
I mean really, why at 18 would you go on pills in an establishment that is domesticated by the council-house lot with rap crap tunage on?! WTF Really?!
Should've taken them in an alleyway, more fitting huh?
I've had all the worries of Uni today. All of the ovulating over loans, debt, overdrafts, accomodation...even a debate between Ben and my mom was rather amusing to be in the middle of. But seriously, how can the government expect parents to pay for their offsprings partying and lecture-wagging for 3 years? Credit crunch my bollocks. Good Times. So yeah, still, gotta get fucked man.
What did you make of the Mini-Me and baby love thang gwanin on Celeb BB?! It was like reality! Oh my days! It was brilliant! No doubt Channel 4 will have Ofcom telling them off again like before, but hey, who cares? He is a legend!
And...by the way, it's back tomorrow...
Yes...let the fun begin Mwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Pout and Out. X
Tuesday, 20 January 2009
Tuesday
Maybe today should be changed to Obamaday?
or Ben passed his test day?
or Jordo actually did some coursework day?
So the Obama became President today. I wonder how long it will take for him mess the world up like every other President has in some, twisted and perculiar way. So is today the way forward? Well it certainly made history. In a BIG way. The first African-American in the White House (How ironic that it was built my slaves?). Sorry. Going down the wrong road there. Fair play to him. Good luck to him.
Congrats to Ben! You better come pick me up!
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