LESBIANS!

WE HAVE FULL ON LEZZAS IN SKINS!

Yes I'm still obsessed by that bloody programme!

But oh my god, isn't Naomi just amazing? I mean really, just bley blonde and sooooooo gay its unbelievable. Her mom knocks one off over her politics teacher, Cookiemonster just fails and they get down and dirty in the grass...

Katie:" I'm Namoi, Get to Know Me"
Naomi: "That Is Quite Catchy"
Katie: "Yeah, So Is AIDS"

Nice thoughts =)

So, tonight on Cookwatch...COOK FAILS WITH A LEZ!?!

Why? Basically beacuse of this? "You wouldn't make me fee alright if you stapled your tongue to my clit and stood on a cement mixer"

Well that somes her feelings up for blokes then I guess? Congratulations Naomi, I have just officialy outed you.



(8) If This Is Love...

Pandora Watch:N/A. Why? SHE WASN'T IN THE EPISODE!

Au Revoir. X

But what about Bill?

Don't you just feel sorry for him?
I really honestly do! Its really not fair!!
So, Bill and Gigi go out on a lovely date, he is exactly Gigi's cup of char because he puts the sugar in it. He says goodnight, and leaves.
Cut to 2 minute later...knock on the door...Its none other than Alex!
Oh dear...

Sorry, but I have jsut ruined the plot for you if you haven't seen He's Just Not That Into You.
It is a very, very, very good film. It makes you think. Imagine the Shawshank Redemption meets Sex In The City in a lovey dovey kind of way.
It makes you think...It makes you want.

Anyways......

Sorry for the delays in postage of the bloggage ladies and gentlemenz.
I have been a busy boy lately, article writing, essays etc delaying the process of the blogz man.
So, what do I plan to do about it?
Well, as Thursday-ly you will get your now-resident Skins blog of course. AND as a bonus for you....
Jordo's New Music Tips for 2009 ;)

See ya later, smellygator. X

Major omg! Effy and Cook again! I mean really, is Freddie going to be the charity case of this years helping? I hope not cos it just aint fair, but it is lookin that way aint it? A little dicky bird has told me that Freddie and Effy aint over just yet, you heard it here first!
I just cant believe Cook has gone and done that! Its disgusting!

I must admit Cook has a very nasty habit of theivin my sayings. 'Get To Fuck?' I hear you cry? Cook...c'est moi, d'accord?

And...why didn't Freddie's dad see that his daughter is a bitch? I mean, he took the shed away FFS! NOT GOOD! I HATE HIM! I HATE COOK! AARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!

Anyways, don't you just feel that JJ is the middle of a love triangle between him and the boys? I really do feel sorry for him because he is just like mentally fucktarded to a point where the slightest misdemeanor he encountered he shakes like a shittin dog...awwwwww! I just wanna give him a big hug =)

And bless her...Panda...she ain't half a dumb shit! "Was it Voldemort again?" "No Panda, wrong book!"

Awwwshh she is pretty thick. Bless her little metal braces.

Anyways, a little rant, on the bus today comin back from town, an old lady and an Indian girl had their purses and phones respectively taking my some Polish scum that decided to hit a lady. Now, im not being racist, but they are scum and shouldn't be here in England so FUCK OFF.

Quote:"Of course there is wankin in Hamlet, they call it soliloquizing." ITS Soooooooooo true.

Soggy Biscuit. X

The Brits

Alan Carr looks like a perverted Geography teacher though in that turtle neck!



Well lets be honest, not as good as previous years and no real surprises, except who the fuck are Elbow?
I mean really, who are they?
Not heard of them. I just reckon that you have to have a really low self demeanor to nake your band after a joint in your body.
One think that lacked this year was classic moments...remember Robbie offering Liam out for a fight? Alan Carr getting off with every member of Take That?
Maybe one moment was the fact that Take That where FUCKIN MIMING ON A UFO! What is that all about?
They really have dropped my estimation of them...GUTTING for them.
One thing I must say I enjoyed was the colloboration between the Ting Tings and Estelle. Same key, same wavelength. Sounded pretty good aswell. Kudos to K.O.L also, fully deserving their awards.

Time for a little rant now. Those inbreds from the Westboro Baptist Church who infamously display those 'God Hates Fags' are apparantly coming to the UK to picket a 6th form colleges production of The Laramie Project. Basically for those of you who are unaware of what this is, a play that depicts the last few days of tragic Matthew Shepard's life, who was tragically murdered by 2 men just because he was gay.

Well...what do I have to say?
They are scum. They are just what is wrong with this earth today.

Rant over.X

Finally!

We have lesbos in Skins! AHHHHHHHHHH Only 3 years in waiting!
Good times =) Not that I would like it anyway, I know people who would, like the person who watched it with me ;)



OMG my love for Pandora is just getting more and more unconditional...
Subtle explanations of cheating..."Effy's mom did monkey and her dad gone ape". How lovely is she? But really, those visions, not really please Panda...

You just gotta love how she calls it surf and turf...she makes it sound edible...YUM =P



Her party didn't go well at all bless her. DMT in the brownies. Katie's reserves from Brizzle Rovers. Oh dear. So Cook and Effy get it on in a wardrobe and end up in next doors bedroom and uncover Angela's saucy secrets, haha, that sexy removal of the leopard print shoes!
Dya think Effy has realised Freddie is the one?
I reckon

Meanwhile back out of Skinsland, CJ.! returned to the scenes of his early morning ventures over Wednesburyghetto, but he didn't wake me up today unfortunately, I have uncovered the fact that they have their ways...very uncontrolable I say. FILTHY BASTARDS.

Good times man =)

Pandora's quotes of the week: "You can't half leg it Eff, and I gotta cross country badge". Good times in the Brownies! "I cant tell her, she will go flip do rar rar!"

Next stop...Valentine DAY!

Over in Dover. X

I Have A Theory...

That Alcohol Facilitates The Chatting Of Shit

Thursday

Well ain't tonight Skins just bleyy amaziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn?

I adore Thomas, and him and Pandora are just sooooo adorable =)

The fucked up lovers that only Shakespeare could create! Well, Skins has. Duuuurrrrrr. Stupid me.

So I'm gonna use my Thursday blog to continue my undying love for one Pandora Moon. She is just fantastic, what a lovely, adroable and dopey bitch she is, eh? I mean, who would stand there infront of her boyfriends mom stark naked and say, "Look at them! Aint they just fantastic" Of course Pandora they are, referring to her need for surf and turf.



Its like being fisted by Joe Calzaghe, and Joe's still got his gloves on. Lesson learned Mr White. Don't have a chilli eating contest with an African who grows them. You will ultimately lose. Dick'ed.



As you can see from the post mortem above, just because Joe likes it doesn't mean anyone else would like that big fuck off fist inside. Ouchhhhhh.

Ain't half The Inbetweeners hilarious?! What stupid twat tells 7-year-old kid about terrorists using dirty bombs in London when his parents are there!

Oh well....

Yet another snow day! Just need another one now so I don't have to get up SO early tomorrow at 12 =(

Can't wait for tomorrow tho...a week is by far, too fuckin long!

Now lets get sconed! X

Gotta love skins....

Hello my name is THOMAS :D

Pandora: Thats a whole load of doughnuts

Effy's mom is fucking David Baddiel

After we are well and truly sconed!

What in the bollocking buggery name is it?

Guess what....WE BEEN SNOGGING *whispers* i've gotta shit load of weed!

Its like being fisted by Joe Calzaghe, and Joe's still got his gloves on!

Look at them! Aint they just amazing! (referring to her first surfial and turfial experience)

SNOW!

There was a fuckin huge load man! Like a bloke who has gone a week without ejaculation! LOADS!

OMG!

I cannae believe it! 2 days snowed in from school, maybe 2 more on the way =)
Benji's Friday, Work Saturday, Rehearsal Sunday.

Rest of my week planned, maybe C.J stopping on Thursday...hope so, he needs to fix my bley laptop.

I've started this regime, to lose my gut man. Simply gotta go. Its too harsh being called Moyles by FatDan so it simply has gotta go. Oh, i've stopped drinking aswell. I'm just good, but lager is just sooooooo tantalising! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH



Good Times tho today with Tammie, proper fo shits and gigglesJordo: How come you split up?Tammie: We are back together nowJordo: *sarcastically* I wonder why *points out to a huge willy*Tammie: *points out an even bigger willy*Jordo: (8) his cock is so big, so strong and so mighty *starts to thrust* there is nothing that he cannot do!

Lyric of the day: (8) And take it back to the start of this (though I'm) A MILLION MILES FROM HOME

L'prophets Babayyyyyyyyyy

Let Ta Snow Flow. X

Tuesday Night

Means one thing



MAKE POVERTY HISTORY, CHEAPER DRUGS NOW!

A Rant...

A little debate about referees. Why the fuck is Rob Styles still a referee? How many more times will he get away with murder on a football pitch? Costing teams that play against Manchester United with penalties, red cards or dubious decisions.
Its like the Albion fans were singing, "Rafa's got it right". Rafa did get it right. Sir Alex can eff and blind over Keith Hackett and criticise the referees openly and when he likes. What gets done? Fuck all. Anyone else breathes a word, they get fined, suspended whatever.
Its all fucking bollocks.

Transfer deadline day is drawing ever closer.
Is Robbie Keane going to go back to Spurs? Arshavin to Arsenal? Given to City?

More importantly, are Albion gonna sign anyone? Well, you all know what the Baggies are like on deadline day, leave it till 11.57pm before they sign anybody. There is talk of Mulumbu, Obodo and Mensenguez. Whether it happens or not we will see soon enough.

Straight rant much today or what man?

WHARF Tomorrow!

Out. X